1st Christmas Present

Ok it may not be the first present bought, but your mother and I opened your first Christmas present yesterday. Since you won't be able to see it for a while I'll spill the beans and tell you what it is. It was a ... Christmas ornament. Imagine that. You are definitely a Sullivan. You'll get used to, the whole fam is big on the whole 'ornament' thing. Your Gramma has 4 Christmas trees up at her house. Four!!!!!!! Your mother spent the morning making helping your Aunt Melissa throw a gingerbread making party for 20 kids. Christmas is just in your blood.
You also got your first baseball outfit. Your mother has you playing shortstop for the Yankees in 2025 (I have you on the mound). I know you'll get more loot while we travel for the holidays. In fact, you're going to end up with more loot than your mother or me.
Well go back to sleep and keep growing. We'll meet soon. I love ya.

P.S. When your mother says your low, that means get off her bladder. Dude, she can't even watch a 5 minute weather report without going to the bathroom.

Love,
Daddy