I...{gulp}...have a Facebook account

Okay just so you know, I have a mouthful of crow and I understand your smirks. I was trying to figure out a way to streamline volunteer signups for next year's Race for the Cure. Convio-Komen's website engine-has different plugins. One is for Facebook. The idea of people registering and joining teams and signing up as a volunteer through Facebook is a great idea. The problem...to see how it works I have to have a Facebook account.

My problem hasn't been with Facebook itself or the idea of Facebook. I think it has been the majority of people who've asked me if I have a Facebook account, haven't been people I want to speak to in any way, shape, or form. Think the school janitor who asks me weekly and wants to set me up with her granddaughter despite the fact I've told her 48 times that I'm married.

So to all my friends and family who have heard my diabtribe against Facebook, you may now commence with the heckles and ridicule. I can take it-Lord knows I've been known to dish it out. Of course, if I was you I'd ask to be my friend and then delete me as a friend, but I'm more vindictive than most. Your mileage may vary.