I'm sitting on the patio waiting for the sprinkler to hit the vegetable garden when I suddenly realized what an old man thing this is to do.
Then I realized I just spent 30 minutes researching which $4.99 financial calculator to buy for the iPad and actually asked Bogie for his opinion.
I need the fam to get home soon before I make a run 'to town' for Geritol and start complaining about how loud the neighborhood teenager's car radio is when he leaves the 'hood.
